Baby Cat and Pretty Bird

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BABY CAT: Do you think we are responsible for her behaviour out there?

PRETTY BIRD: Not sure. I’m a pretty bird, pretty bird, not sure, give us a kiss.

BABY CAT: But she seemed fine this morning, then I threw my breakfast up in her shoe, and you pecked your mirror so hard, you broke it.

PRETTY BIRD: Stupid mirror! Showed me another pretty bird, pretty bird. I’m the only pretty bird, pretty bird, give us a kiss.

BABY CAT: O.M.G. Look at her now! What IS she doing?

PRETTY BIRD: Looks like you when you wake up after a long snooze. Who's a pretty bird then?

BABY CAT: I don't think so. I am the picture of kittenish charm when I awake whereas she is all lumpiness and limbs.

PRETTY BIRD: Still similar if somewhat different. (He runs up and down sideways in front of the glass). Didn't she something about saluting the sun? Mommy's little sweetie, yes you are, pretty bird.

BABY CAT: With her arse up in the air like that? I don't think the Sun would be impressed. It is not much of a salute.

PRETTY BIRD: (bobbing his head up and down) I remember now. I remember now. Such a clever boy. That bit is called Dog Pose. Give us a kiss, Mommy's little sweetie.

BABY CAT: Well, that explains a lot. So you don't think we are responsible for her behaviour out there?

PRETTY BIRD: Not at all. We are the sunshine of her life, pretty bird and baby cat, Mommy's little sweeties, who's a pretty bird then?

BABY CAT: OK, if you say so. (yawns) Anyway, I reckon it is time for a nap, it is so warm and snuggly and I'm feeling so ... very ... zzzzz.

PRETTY BIRD: Hey, wake up. Pretty bird needs company, pretty bird, pretty bird, give us a kiss. Hey! HEY!

Baby Cat is fast asleep.

PRETTY BIRD: Stupid cat. Give us a kiss.