Sunday, May 25, 2014

A Muse In Highwayman's Clothing


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“Expand and deliver!”

He stood before her, a sometimes highwayman and a muse of calamity, demanding that she write.

“Sorry,” she replied. “My imagination is on the clothesline next to my green wrap.”

He pointed his pistol between her eyes and arched one elegant eyebrow.

“You will do as I say.”

She sighed and pushed the pistol away.

“Nice pistol,” she said. She noticed the cursive script on the pistol barrel.

“It that 'May' engraved on it? Who's May?”

She felt a little miffed that he would have someone else's name engraved on his pistol.

“May is not a who. It is a month. I have a dozen pistols, one for each month of the year.”

She looked at him blankly.

“What on earth for? Isn't one pistol enough for you to spring into action on some unsuspecting writer or artist?”

“No, not when that unsuspecting writer or artist is you. I need all the help I can get. You have been my most difficult assignment to date.”

“Well, here's a deal for you. How about you give up on me and go back to your other assignments?”

He dropped the pistol to his side, his face troubled.

“I have no other assignments anymore.”

“Why not? Surely I'm nothing but an appetizer in the world of creativity.”

He grasped her right hand as he went down on bended knee.

“Dear nothing, you are everything to me. You have a touching quality of light and love, yet exude true grit. Let me be the base from which you can fill the world with the wonderfulness of your extraordinary mind. Marry me!”

She felt herself begin to sway and slide to the floor. Oh, fun. Now she was going to faint. But that was OK. It's not every day your muse proposes to you.

Inspired by a prompt from Jill Badonsky in The Muse Is IN Writing Club.

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